You've dreamt of going there. Now you can own the joint. The Playboy Mansion is up for sale, with a price tag to match its reputation. As you probably already know, the six-bedroom 1927 tudor has a theater, a game room, a gym, a huge kitchen, and a zoo. It also has a swimming pool with a Grotto so notorious it has its own listing on Google Maps (just search for "STD water") and a four-bedroom guest house. No Bunnies are included with the sale, unfortunately, but rumor is that if you want to let Hef live out the rest of his life there, he wouldn't be opposed. Smoking jacket negotiable.