Being SAD in LA Is A CRIME


Dear People Of LA,

Being sad in LA is a crime.  A CRIME.  No one is allowed to be unhappy in the birthplace of the “Happiest Place On Earth”  

So in retaliations….The City of Angels will play host to the "Happy Place," a 20,000 square foot extravaganza of all things bright and bubbly.  I kid you not, this is a real place...a museum of some sort one could say.  So I guess if becoming a star or spending more money on shoes than most peoople make in a year, or if the pills, the therapists, the plastic surgury, the weather, or the sense of entitlement don't do it for you...this place, and it's $28.50- $199.00 entrance fee WILL.


“I want to live and raise my children in a world surrounded by what makes us happy. With the amount of unfortunate events happening recently, I believe that our world as a whole can use more happiness,” creator Jared Paul explained in a statement. “To make this dream come true, we set out on a journey to create a special place filled with smiles and laughter for all.”


According to their site:
We BELIEVE that our world today can use a lot more happiness. To make this DREAM come true, we set out on a journey to create a special place where, anyone who walks in is surrounded by all things HAPPY.

HAPPY PLACE is created for audiences of ALL AGES. If you’re old enough to smile, you belong inside. Capturing amazing pictures for your social media followers and sharing the happiness is highly encouraged.


From climbing a giant birthday cake, to dancing in the world’s largest confetti dome, and jumping off a rainbow into a pot of happiness, their team of specially selected and trained HAPPY PEOPLE will guide you through each unique room to ensure you get the ultimate HAPPY PLACE experience along with a variety of fun treats.  To me, it sounds exhausting lol.


Other attractions: a “Candy Room” with 7-foot-tall high heels constructed of one million candies, a backyard lemonade stand and a food struck serving Rainbow Grilled Cheese for optimal foodie snaps, and a Paradise Room will be filled with work from artist Steven Harrington

So I guess if the Museum Of Ice Cream, or Disney Land cant make you happy enough, you can check out this place.  I would have called it, "Selfie World" but no one asked me...I guess I am not HAPPY enough....and I agree.

Sincerely yours,
The Bitter One

The Happy Place…we ❤️ you!!!

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