The Ultimate #IheartHollywood Gift Guide 2017

Have you finished your Holiday Shopping this year?  Well with the "War On Christmas" underway we've decided to guide you in stimulating the economy by putting together a list of the 21 most ULTIMATE #IheartHollywood gifts:

1.  Christmas Story Leg Lamp Ice Cube Tray

OK, it's not one of the BEST Xmas movies, but the leg lamp from A Christmas Story! is ICONIC, and now A Christmas Story Leg Lamp Ice Cube Tray lets you make ice cubes in that shape. What better gift to give your "ICY" Beverly Hills friends.  And who can forget the famous scene where the kid got his tongue stuck on the iced pole...get it?
Price:  $10.00

2.  Classic Gold Slinky

It walks downstairs, alone or in pairs...it makes a slinky sound.   Now that everything in Hollywood is nostalgia, this 14-karat gold plated original Richard James slinky is must have for all mid-century aficionados and collectors of design history.  Gold is the new silver.   Fun fact;  The Slinky debuted 1945 at Gimbals Department Store in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.
Price: $150.00

3.  GAZ Regan Negroni Finger Stirrer

For those that like giving people the finger... a life-size cast of Gary Gaz's own finger, inspired by his legendary technique for stirring cocktails. Gaz writes The Cocktailian, a biweekly column for the San Francisco Chronicle. His work has been featured in magazines such as Food Arts, Food and Wine, Wine and Spirits, and Imbibe, among others. He is the author of The Bartender's Bible, The Book of Bourbon and Other Fine American Whiskey, The Bourbon Companion, New Classic Cocktails, The Martini Companion, and The Joy of Mixology.
Price:  $26.99

4.  Taco Bell  Vintage Grey Wash Sweatshirt



It seems like fans couldn't get enough of Jax's sweatshirt featuring the Taco Bell logo, which he wore during that tense moment with Brittany. Jax shared with his Twitter followers that he picked up this glorious clothing item at the Taco Bell in Las Vegas. "Most comfortable sweater in the world," he tweeted. And that's saying something coming from the king of chunky sweaters.  It's been sold out ever since the episode aired....so good luck.
Price:  $35.00

5.  The Hoffman Process

What to get the man who was just accused of a sex crime?  Get him the Hoffman Process.  It's where Billy Bush went after he fired for listening to the now President bragging about grabbing women by their pussies.  In just 7 days participants learn how to transform counterproductive beliefs, perceptions, and emotional patterns that are limiting their lives. They are taught how to live from the positive dimensions of their beings, resulting in lives that are more free, open, loving, spontaneous, joyous, creative, balanced, and whole.
Price:  $4695.00

6.  Batman Classic 1966 TV Series Shakespeare Head Bust Bank

With the opening of the Batman '66 exhibit at the Hollywood History Museum, this will be a perfect gift for those that love classic TV shows. To the Batcave...let's go...
Price:  $69.99

7.  Le Labo

Want to smell like Breaking Bad's Aaron Paul, Ryan Reynolds or how about practically EVERY male actor in Hollywood?  They all wear the VERY expensive cologne Le Labo Santal 33.  Don't worry they can afford it...but it was also given out in a lot of gift baskets all last year.  At Le Labo stores, they print each customer an individual label, with whatever you want it to say. They even have the ability to print emojis.  It also smells divine.
Price:  $975.00 for 500 ml

8.  Tigerlady

Apparently, women in Hollywood need something to defend themselves in the workplace....so how about the TigerLady, a small and effective women's self-defense tool. At less than two ounces, TigerLady is easy to carry and will fit in your back pocket, bag, or even your favorite clutch, but keep it in your hand while walking alone. Tiger Moms...meet TigerLady.
Price:  $34.99

9. Translating Earpiece

There are a lot of people in LA who's first language is NOT English and that makes communication almost impossible...until now.  With The Translating Earpiece, just slip this small hearing aid like contraption inside your ear and hear people in the language you choose.  The Pilot App uses speech recognition, machine translation and speech synthesis to translate what was spoken.  AMAZING.  And it comes in black, white or red.
Price:  $249.00

10.  Lift Kits

While shooting movies, short actors often stand on apple boxes to appear taller.  When not shooting, it's a different story Tom Cruise.  Now they wear these super chic new lifts and add inches to your height.  Size does matter in Hollywood.
Price:  $50.00

11.  Air Selfie

Selfie Sticks are OVER. Selfies are not.  Now with the Air Selfie, you can have the ultimate selfie experience.   The idea behind it is as simple as it is brilliant: why should we put up with videos and selfies limited by what our smartphones can do? AirSelfie empowers people to capture and share their most special moments and memories in an incredible and unique way.  Flying selfies.
Price:  $339.95

12. Joan Rivers Confidential

Joan Rivers is an enduring icon of the 20th century, and her wildly popular humor has appealed to generations of fans.  Joan Rivers Confidential is a wonderful book of never-before-seen personal archives assembled by her daughter Melissa with Scott Currie containing scripts and monologues, letters from famous friends, exchanges with fans, rare photographs, as well as classic and never-before-heard jokes—many simply scribbled on everything from hotel stationery to airplane boarding passes. If you ❤️Hollywood History or comedy... you will ❤️ this book. Be sure to buy one for yourself and more for gifts.
Price:  $40.00

13.  Choose Love Shirt

Wake me up before you GO GO.  This iconic shirt is BACK.  Although we lost singer George Michael this year, we will never lose his music or his contribution to fashion history.  This limited edition tee is inspired by George Michael’s “Choose Life” shirt in Wham!’s “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” music video. Choose life, choose love and go-go get this shirt!  When you sport this shirt you’re also supporting (RED)’s fight to end AIDS.
Price:  $30.00

14.  Dynasty The Complete Series DVD Box Set

Just because every household needs to have all 220 episodes of this series.  The original is always the best.  See where the viral sensation Shit Alexis Says came from.
Price:  $119.99

15. Tiffany Rose Gold Straw 

We all know those shitty plastic ones are bad for the environment....and this is Hollywood...you need this...and it matches your Rose Gold iPhone perfectly.
Price:  $350

16.  Tiffany Silver Ball Of String

Hollywood Kitty Cats needs something for the Holidays TOO.  And there are a lot of pussies in Hollywood.
Price:  $9000.00

17.  Tiffany Sterling Silver Coffee Can 

Where else are you supposed to put your pens in?  How excited would your friend be when they open up a beautiful Tiffany Gift Box and see this presesent....priceless.
Price:  $1500.00

18.  Gold Shoelaces By Mr. Kennedy

Yup....gold shoelaces.  You deserve it and you NEED IT.  Don't you?  Nothing will say "I have more money than GOD" than this purchase.
Price: $100,000.00

19. A Massage From Soothe

There is no better way to live like a star than to have a massage right in your very home, and Soothe makes it possible.  Think of it as the Uber for massage...just plug in the time and day you want and your masseuse shows up at your front door.  Yes, it's safe, and yes they are great.  Use this code to get $20 off your first one.  INMSG  You deserve it.
Price: $109.00

20.  The Justin Bieber Sex Doll

For the "gal" who has just about everything, and nothing at the same time.... a life-sex sex doll that looks just like sexy Justin Bieber.  According to the site, you can even pick how endowed he is....Baby, baby, baby....
Price: $1200.00

21.  Louis Vuitton Ping Pong Set

"Bunny Bixler and I were in the semi-finals—the very semi-finals, mind you—of the ping-pong tournament at the club and this ghastly thing happened. We were both playing way over our heads and the score was 29-28. And we had this really terrific volley and I stepped back to get this really terrific shot. And I stepped on the ping-pong ball! I just squashed it to bits. And then Bunny and I ran to the closet of the game room to get another ping-pong ball and the closet was locked! Imagine? We had to call the whole thing off. Well, it was ghastly. Well, it was just ghastly"  (Auntie Mame)

Well you be a Bunny Bixler with the Louis Vuitton Ping Pong Set that includes everything you need to get a game going — minus the table.
Price: $2,210.00


Well, that's our list.  If you would like to buy us something and send it to us...private message, please.  

Thanks for reading.  We ❤️you.